Sunday, June 29, 2008

becoming an assassin

new set of skills that i have to perfect in order to become an assassin who kicks major ass like angelina's character fox in wanted:
1) shoot curved bullets
2) shoot bad guys while barely hanging out of the windshield of a speeding car
3) run, jump, and fight bad guys on the top of speeding trains
4) learn how to fight with knives
5) practice shooting the wings of flys
6) get some more tattoos

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