becoming maggie q

how awesome is maggie q? she is super hot, kicks major ass and is at least an 8.5 on the awesome meter. and seeing that we already have so much in common 1) she is from hawaii, 2) she is 5'6" 3) and is mixed ornamental, i have put myself on the maggie q plan.

this entails the following:
a) learn how to shoot guns. bang bang bang bang. dead.
b) become a kung fu master and learn how to run up walls and fly through trees and stuff.
c) learn how to ride motorcycles, backwards, forwards, while blindfolded with arms tied behind my back.

so far so good...

now all i need to do is take classes with these kids (something needs to be done about those gay shiny belts ... although, mine will be a black one in no time)

and lastly, i need one of these. i am accepting donations for anyone who wants to contribute...